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The Zombie Survival Guide

O site genial do post debaixo me relembrou desse livro sobre o qual já havia visto, adorado a idéia, mas nem tinha lido nada dele. Só pela descrição, eu sei que preciso comprar :

Complete Protection From the Living Dead

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack


1 - Organize before they rise!
2 - They feel no fear, why should you?
3 - Use your head: cut off theirs.
4 - Blades don’t need reloading.
5 - Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6 - Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7 - Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8 - Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9 - No place is safe, only safer.
10 - The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.


Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.



Acho que vão fazer um filme disso, o que, na minha opinião, demorou pra acontecer. Mas nada de colocar uma menina ou um muleque que faz esse guia e vira uma merda de pré adolescente e a Hanna Montana faz a principal. Please...

Bad Ass

Totalmente necessário colocar isso aqui. Acabei de ler isso no Perez Hilton, brega, mas achei genial. Ele postou um blog que a Margaret Cho escreveu, uma comediante feminista e lésbica, onde ela responde as pessoas que xingaram ela por falar muitos palavrões e falar o nome de Deus em vão. Dó. A resposta dela é simplesmente brilhante. Eu AMO essa mulher.

I’m a Christian, you Fuckers
All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off.

First of all – you fucking fake Christians - don’t fucking question my Christianity. I grew up in the church. My grandfather was a minister, who is with God now and talks to me in my dreams from God’s corner office. I am a former Sunday school teacher. I taught the Bible to children and showed them how to love God and invite him into their hearts. I believe in God – but I don’t fear him. God is my best friend. God is my ally. God is my boyfriend. God is my best fag. I am God’s fag hag cuz didn’t you know, God is a big fag. Serious bottom too. Butch in the streets, femme in the sheets. That is my God. God is my biggest fan. God gets me, dude.

God wants us all to just get along. He doesn’t give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious. He just wants you to talk to him, and he doesn’t care what you have to say. He just wants to keep the conversation going. Like Jay-Z, he just wants to love you. He just wants you to be able to make your own decisions. God is all about you and what you need. God is happy that you are gay. God made you fucking gay cuz he thinks it is awesome. God understands if you need to have an abortion. That is why he created abortion, on the 8th day. God accepts. God forgives. God loves all of us, even though some of us might have a problem with each other.

Don’t fucking question my Christianity you fucking idiot assholes. If you continue to have a problem, then talk to God about it, not me, you fucking racist homophobic misogynist fake Christian shitheads. God thinks it is funny that I swear so much. He said I could use his name in vain or whatever. He just wants me to use it. He loves me. So fuck you. And I guess he loves you too. Even though you are fake Christian assholes. If you were truly Christians, you would let gays get married, and send them fucking presents from Bed Bath and Beyond!

If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.